wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Avengers

“The Hulk raised one hand and ran it tenderly down the side of Loki’s head, his fingers moving down, then cupping Loki’s chin, and he said, ‘Hulk want smash puny gods ass.’”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

“I’ve lost weight” I announced.

Everyone congratulated me.

But Weight was the name of my son.

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scientificperfection:

OH FUCK YOU

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  marlene asdourian (May 20 1:06 PM):‎ Hi
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  mrdynamic63 (May 20 1:07 PM):‎ U:
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  marlene asdourian (May 20 1:06 PM):‎ My name is Melissa and i’m 24. I was browsing through yahoo profiles and found you… um can i ask you a question?
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  mrdynamic63 (May 20 1:08 PM):‎ That’s stupid, it says you’re marlene
  mrdynamic63 (May 20 1:08 PM):‎ :L
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  marlene asdourian (May 20 1:07 PM):‎ Some girls are so sexy but they hide their bodies… why do you think they do that?
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  mrdynamic63 (May 20 1:08 PM):‎ Your mom.
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  marlene asdourian (May 20 1:08 PM):‎ lmao thanks for answering, i guess i’ll never understand.. I love to wear revealing clothes. Want to see some pics?
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  mrdynamic63 (May 20 1:09 PM):‎ IM JUST TRYING TO CHECK MY MAIL GOD DAMN